Oh no, not a roadmap

Last week, the European Commission adopted a roadmap of policies designed to end gender inequality.

It lists 21 activities to be carried out over the next five years.

The measures include:

Recycling
Putting redeemable stickers into the booklet
Decalcing the iron
Sawing all branches off the Christmas tree and just leaving it there
Creating space saving devices to free up more space in the bookshelves
Insisting on those not-so-efficient and more expensive silver bulbs
Forced prostitution
Gaining weight
Interrupting
Being a self-taught jerk
Pointing out that butter is 80% fat
Signing the Pennerformular
Keeping track of things installed by European workmen that have fallen off
Sanding
Changing the vacuum cleaner bag
Reminding
Making note of possible hazards
Suggesting the government let us all fight it out in hand to hand combat
Scratching last tenant's messy paint job off the door frames with fingernails
Waking up and smelling the coffee
Hmm, five years? Learning the fucking pronouns