Mr. Rogers vs. Germans

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood
A beautiful day for a neighbor
Would you be mine
Could you be mine

It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood
A neighborly day for a beauty
Would you be mine
Could you be mine

SA headquarters? Just down the street
Ramming into folks on the sidewalk is always a treat
Got permanent residency so you can kiss my ass
Like a Disneyland Passport with less fiberglass

So, let's make the most of this beautiful day
Since we're together we might as well say
Would you be mine, could you be mine
Won't you be my neighbor
Won't you please, won't you please
Please won't you be my neighbor

Okay, so maybe the Germans aren’t as nice as Fred Rogers was (they would have called him superficial)—they’re not as creepy either...however, they are into model trains and puppets. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.